By Matthew Shen '22
Aries (Mar.21-Apr.19): Your confidence will rise this month, and you will triumph in physical and academic opportunities. However, just as you think your month is going well, Ms. Novo will ambush you with one of her famous pop-reading quizzes. Maybe you should’ve done more than just “scan” those five chapters during homeroom...
Taurus (Apr.20-May.20): One friendship may slowly deteriorate, but a lovable someone will appear, just in time to get a date for Principal’s Night Out!
Gemini (May.21-Jun.20): School will become more difficult as workloads increase, and you will struggle to keep up. Making matters even worse, you will sprint into Mrs. Tomes’ office, desperate for a Jolly Rancher, just to discover that the candy bowl is empty.
Cancer (Jun.21-Jul.22): Art draws you in, and you will develop an enjoyment for music, especially that which is produced by the talented FCS chorus.
Leo (Jul.23-Aug.22): Fierce fights with people you don’t like will result in loss and suffering this month. Plus, you’ll misplace your I.D. fob, and will have to order a new one on Veracross.
Virgo (Aug.23-Sept.22): At least seven times this month, lunch lines will not go in your favor, and you will spend the first half of your lunch waiting.
Libra (Sept.23-Oct.22): Happy birthday to all of you Libras! Your friends will treat you kindly and look out for you when you are together. Unfortunately, however, your name will be misspelled on the birthday announcements.
Scorpio (Oct.23-Nov.21): School will start to go your way, and homework shall be finished easily. Yet, you will get scolded by Mr. Kennedy at least twice for improper headphone use on campus.
Sagittarius (Nov.22-Dec.21): The chill of the autumn will start to bother you, and even with a jacket, you will be freezing in class...especially in the FCC.
Capricorn (Dec.22-Jan.19): The turn of the month will result in bad luck with the Language Building Printer...a tad inconvenient when you’re trying to print a paper two minutes before it’s due.
Aquarius (Jan.20-Feb.18): As Mercury aligns with Jupiter, your sleep time will get shorter, and you will become increasingly tired. As a result, you won’t be able to get through double block seven awake. If you happen to have Mrs. Plunkett, she’ll be sure to exclaim, “wake up, sleepy teenagers!”
Pisces (Feb.19-Mar.20): On Tuesdays, you will start to have more energy and optimism in your work, possibly leading to a positive special report being sent home.